You talk too much. Abraca-blab-ra.

Cumulative word counts for characters of "The Simpsons" who have spoken in all of the 25 first seasons and at least 5,000 words in total. The primary protagonists consistently ranked among the top four, with Mr. Burns, Moe, and Skinner following closely. Waylon Smithers, Reverend Lovejoy, and Edna Krabappel experienced a considerable decline in word count over time.

A bump chart showing ranks of cumulative word counts across seasons for the 20 characters featured in "The Simpsons" that have spoken in each season and at least 5,000 words in total within seasons 1-25. Homer Simpson is always ranked #1, followed by Marge, Bart, and Lisa. Mr Burns, Moe, and Skinner are ranked 5-7 after 25 seasons. Waylon Smithers, Reverend Lovejoy, and Edna Krabappel experienced a considerable decline in word count over time.